Love and politics never necessarily go hand in hand - it is possible that you may be sharing your bed and your life with a complete political opposite without ever realising it. If you suspect that your partner believes that Right is always right, the following is a must read for you!

 

 

- They've ever given you Brierleys shares as an anniversary present

- They think that people in comas are "just faking it to get out of work."

- They wanted a passage from 'I've been thinking' included in your wedding vows.

- They know the exact amount of tax they pay per week but cannot remember their children's

   birthdays.            

- They have ever owned a pet named 'Sir Roger'.

- They've ever referred to Max Bradford as a "Bleeding heart liberal."

- Their libido rises and falls as the share market does.

- They've ever moaned the word 'infometrics' during sex.

- They've ever used the names 'Jim Anderton' and 'anti-Christ' in the same sentence.

- They are convinced that the word 'fiscal' occurs at least once in the national anthem.

- They have ever referred to the Red Cross or Salvation Army as "That bunch of parasites."

- They have ever tried to explain the concept of Student Loans to a six year old.

- They consider reading the Financial Review an act of foreplay.

 

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